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By Natasha Burton Aug 8, There's a reason the phrase mo' money mo' problems exists and, sadly, one man found this out the hard way. A year old dude from California had big dreams of making sweet, sweet love on a pile of cold, hard cash.
Which make us think he might really be this guy: After trolling the Interwebs for a ladyfriend to help him live out his fantasy, and finding who he thought was the perfect contender, the man realized he actually didn't have enough actually bills to make his sexytime goal a reality.
So, he did what any logical, go-getter would: He "borrowed" some money from his place of work, fully intending to put the cash back after he got sex juices all over it, of course. Except that his new online ladyfriend turned out to be two dudes who proceeded to rob the guy blind when he came home the night of the planned tryst carrying all that moo-lah.
Not surprisingly, the man lost his job for "stealing" the then-actually-stolen cash. Sad face. Want more from Natasha?